The classic Scary Guy graphic on a black tee.

• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Classic fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Grey pearlized tear away label
• No optical brighteners - allows for more consistent dye adherence
• Increased body and sleeve lengths to accommodate shrinkage
• Not pre-shrunk, please read wash instructions below

We've improved our shirts! We know, after 40 years why bother? But we are now bringing you softer, lighter, more form-fitting shirts that will feel like a sweet (Last) Caress. We're done with the cardboard tees, so please be patient with the updates and know that change can be a good thing. Happy shopping!

NOTE: Size charts are for general reference. The fit may vary depending on construction, materials and manufacturer. Sizing may also vary between and within brands.

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Size Chart

We recommend sizing up as shirts tend to run small.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
Small	18 in. / 45.72 cm	28 in. / 71.12 cm
Medium	20 in. / 50.80 cm	29 in. / 73.66 cm
Large	22 in. / 55.88 cm	30 in. / 76.20 cm
XL	24 in. / 60.96 cm	31 in. / 78.74 cm
2XL	26 in. / 66.04 cm	32 in. / 81.28 cm
3XL	28 in. / 71.12 cm	33 in. / 83.82 cm